25 HILARIOUS JOKES for Kids – For Easter

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:: 25 HILARIOUS JOKES for Kids – For Easter ::

Easter is around the corner. Let me guess: You have been looking over my Easter recipes, Easter crafts for kids, and Easter decorations, for ideas and projects.

Now you are all set to have a good time. Right?

Wrong. You’re missing one core ingredient for a wonderful Easter break, and that is humour. Kids love to laugh and so do I. Hence I thought to pull the school book out and share 25 of the most hilarious jokes for kids for Easter, with a few all-year-round good ones to keep up your sleeve for later on. Learn a few of these by heart and you’ll on to a winning break.

hilarious jokes for kids for easter

25 HILARIOUS JOKES for Kids – For Easter

My top 5 jokes

  • Q: How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
    A: With a hare brush!
  • Q: How does the Easter Bunny travel?
    A: By Hare-Plane.
  • Q: How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur in place?
    A: With hare spray!
  • Q: Where does the Easter Bunny get the eggs from?
    A: Eggplants!
  • Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
    A: Because he was having a bad hare day!

20 Other hilarious jokes for kids

  • Q: What Do You Call A Sleepy Easter Egg?
    A: Egg-zosted!
  • Q:How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart?
  • A: Because he’s an egghead.
  • Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
  • A: A smarty pants.
  • Q: Why are you studying your Easter candy?
  • A: I’m trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!
  • Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
  • A: Because it was the chicken’s day off.
  • Q: What sport are eggs good at?
  • A: Running!
  • Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
  • A: Hoppy Easter!
  • Q: Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter?
  • A: He didn’t have the hare fare.
  • Q:  What did one Easter brunch plate say to another plate?
  • A: Lunch is on me.
  • Q: How do you make holy water?
  • A: Boil the hell out of it! 
  • Q:  How does the ocean say hello?
  • A: It waves.
  • Q:  What is the smartest kind of bee?
  • A:  A spelling bee.
  • Q: What kind of bunny can’t hop?
  • A: A chocolate bunny!
  • Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
  • A: He was a little chicken!
  • Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
  • A: He wanted to go to high school.
  • Q: Want me to tell you a joke about pizza?
  • A: Sorry, it is too cheesy.
  • Q: Why was the broom late?
  • A: He overswept.
  • Q:  Why don’t bunnies eat clowns?
  • A:  They taste funny.

Some knock-knock jokes for Easter

  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Arthur.
    Arthur who?
    Arthur any more eggs to decorate?
  • Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Wendy.
  • Wendy who?
  • Wendy Easter Bunny coming? 

And a Bonus Mom Joke

  • Q: What is the opposite of irony?
  • A: Wrinkly.

Moral of the story: don’t work too hard. Love and laugh!Happy Easter!